Down under on the right side

Calling lefties, socialists, commies, welfare queens etc

Posted by MK on April 29, 2008

el universal - The Venezuelan Ministry of Housing plans to build socialist cities this year. Progress in this field is expected to be made under international agreements. Minister of Housing Edith Gómez pointed out that the first phase of a program to build socialist cities is slated to start under an agreement with Belarus. She added that a number of Ministry specialists would travel to Belarus to learn about the construction of such cities.

The creation of socialist cities has been planned under social welfare program Misión Villanueva, which is focused on developing town-building projects. Under Misión Villanueva, socialist towns are intended “to promote the endogenous potential and prioritize social economy.” Therefore, small- and medium-size businesses, cooperatives, family businesses, micro-businesses, and any other form of communitarian associations have to be promoted.

I call upon all those lefties who wish the western world would abandon this wretched capitalism that’s infected us for social justice. I call upon all those America haters and all those yearning for social justice, yes social justice! I call upon all of you to pack your bags, there is a glorious socialist empire utopia being set up in South America. Your dreams are but a flight away, the glorious Hugo will bring heaven on earth, he will finally bring social justice to you who have been oppressed and trampled upon by the capitalist pigs. Here is your opportunity, to finally stick it to the filthy capitalist bourgeoisie, you can build your shining beacon of hope, hope for social justice that millions, no billions around the world yearn for. Why waste your precious time with us, we are lost, lost I tell you, to the greed, the consumerism, colonialism, imperialism and all that. Go forth, join the proletariat and build your shining cities of social justice [have I said this enough times?] and perhaps our children will follow you when they tire of all this capitalist slavery & drudgery.

4 Responses to “Calling lefties, socialists, commies, welfare queens etc”

  1. angie Says:

    I think that would be a great idea,MK. Let them all go to their imagined ‘utopia’. Wonder how long they would flourish under the system they so desire?

  2. Just Another Richard Says:

    They won’t go, they may be deceitful little feckers, they maybe morons, they may be narcissistic self aggrandizing poseurs, they most certainly are amoral scumbags…But…they are not so stupid that they cannot see that they are far better off staying here, to leach off of the productive people, or better yet, when they can convince enough of the more gullible among us, to vote them into power, they can get to play good little Marxist heroes, acting out their fantasies, spending other peoples money as if there is no tomorrow, thoroughly convinced Robin Hood was a mere dilettante by comparison to them. Erm…somebody should enlighten them, Robin was a fictional character, a bit like them really . Just look at how that clown in Downing Street is dishing out wads of cash to Africa, Pakistan and India…India for christ’s sake, an up and coming vibrant economy. Meanwhile the British people wander around in a daze, largely oblivious to just what’s going on.
    No, the seeker of social justice, knows exactly where he is most safe and secure, after all, those South American Latinos have a reputation to keep up, kidnapping, extortion and disappearing acts on a daily basis, are all part of the wide vistas of the social landscape…. that might be a bit too vivid for your average lefty to cope with. Far, far safer to live among the passive sheep, where just posing as a progressive armed with greater compassion can earn you brownie points with others who think just as deeply as you, (which is not much at all). Words speak louder than actions in our current age.
    However, reality is just around the corner, somehow, I don’t think they will like it too much.

  3. Aurora Says:

    I call upon all those America haters and all those yearning for social justice, yes social justice! I call upon all of you to pack your bags, there is a glorious socialist empire utopia being set up in South America. Your dreams are but a flight away, the glorious Hugo will bring heaven on earth, he will finally bring social justice to you who have been oppressed and trampled upon by the capitalist pigs.

    MK…ROTL…you slay me!

    As Angie and Richard point out, they have less chance of going to Venezuela to live than Paris Hilton going to a Bombay slum…heh.

  4. MK Says:

    Yeah i know, parasites will never leave willingly, but you can always try.

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