Down with the Motor Car

Oh the blood, the severed limbs, the bodies piled everywhere, the vultures walking slowly and unable to fly because their bellies are full from gorging on our dead. The horror, will someone please think of the pedestrians butchered and lying dead everywhere, all due to the wretched motor car [hiss-boo] and those evil people who drive them. I don’t know why we just don’t do away with the hated motor car [hiss-boo], what’s the point of squabbling over the various speeds, just burn them all and go back to walking. I’m so sick and tired of these bloody nannies clinging to our backs.

LiveNews – Drivers could be forced to slow down even more in areas where pedestrian traffic is heavy. A 30 kilometre an hour limit has been introduced in Sweden and some accident researchers believe it would make a big difference to the injury toll in urban streets here. Pedestrian Council Chairman Harold Scruby says a drop of at least ten kilometers per hour would help. “We’ve reduced the residential speed limit to 50, we’ve significantly the road toll because of it,” he said. “Reducing the speed limit to 40 would significantly reduce the trauma in our city.”

Don’t worry about educating pedestrians, that’s all too hard, we can’t have them take any bloody responsibility, it’s all the car’s [hiss-boo] fault, too complicated to teach people to look before crossing, too hard for them to walk when the green man is showing, too hard for them not to drink themselves blind drunk and then stumble onto the road. Make the motorist pay, those bastards, with their go anywhere, go anytime mentality, who do they think they are, free men or something. Don’t they know how selfish they are, driving on a road, having right of way over pompous, latte-sipping wankers who can’t turn their heads left and right before crossing a damn road, huff-puff.

Why stop at 30 kilometers, why stop at 20 or 10 for that matter? Those pushing for lower speed limits told us it won’t make much of a difference in travel times to drop it from 60 to 50, well now that we’re all moving along slowly like good sheep at 50 kmh, a drop to 40 won’t make that much of a difference. Incidentally when the limit is 50 or a 100, the poor fool at the front of queue is almost always doing around 95 or 5 clicks below the limit, because they know if they get caught at 105 and they get a ticket for that, those sons of bitches in the government mafia will screw you until you pay, they don’t care what your excuse is, don’t care if the road was nice and straight, don’t care for anything, you will pay or else.

Once it’s down to 30, let’s progressively reduce it down to 20, 10 and then to a nice figure of 3 kilometers per hour, what’s the big deal folks, you were going at 10, it’s only 7 kilometers, just leave early, think of all the dead pedestrians lying around you. Then make it across the board, make it 20kmh on the freeways and all the open roads, that way we’ll have a zero road toll, we can sing songs and play games in the week-long trip that it’ll take to drive anywhere, rest, revive, survive or else. Zero road toll folks, I don’t know about the murder and suicide toll though.