Iran – The penny finally drops

Fox News – President Obama said Tuesday that he’s “bent over backwards” to engage Iran in “constructive” dialogue and the United States will push the United Nations to sanction the country, which has begun enriching uranium to levels capable of making an atomic bomb.

Oh yeah, he’s definitely bent over, that’s for sure, looking at the glorious messiah obama bending this way and bending that way to various people and nations has saved me a lot of money. You see I’ve always want to go and watch one of those Cirque du Soleil shows, but not after watching the great Baaaarrrrraaaakkkkkk hussein Obama in action.

Damn that homey can bend and best of all, it’s free!

Obama told reporters during a rare press conference Tuesday that the U.S. is developing a “significant regime of sanctions” in response to the Islamic Republic’s move to enrich uranium to 20 percent purity level in defiance of world powers.

Ooohhhh my, strong, strong, strong words, I can almost hear the loosening of collective bowels over in Persia. Those mullahs must be rushing for the nearest toilet after that.

And what do they mean by ‘rare press conference’, isn’t obama always prattling on about this and that on most channels, explaining his grand utopian plans to those ’stupid’ Americans who just keep banging on about liberty and what not? Maybe they meant a press conference without his beloved teleprompter, yeah that would be rare.

“That indicates to us that despite their posturing that their nuclear power is only for, for civilian use that they in fact continue to pursue a course that would lead to weaponization,” Obama said. “That is not acceptable to the international community.

Wow, the penny has finally dropped, took how many years again for the Democrats to figure out their ass from their elbow on the Iranians real intentions? I’m guessing about as long it’ll take for the “significant regime of sanctions” to finally make it into the light of day.

Obama said the process toward adding new sanctions is moving along quickly, but he gave no specific timeline.

Next time Barry, may I suggest you use the words ’strong’ or ‘powerful’, maybe even ‘fearsome’ or ‘thunderous’ because you know, a ‘thunderous regime of sanctions’ just sounds better and I’m sure it’ll scare those mullahs even more.

Well probably not, but hey, it’ll be good for a laugh, no?

PP reveals its inner pedophile

Fox News – A new report by the International Planned Parenthood Federation is advocating that children as young as 10 be given extensive sex education, including an awareness of sex’s pleasures. … The report argues that sex education should be “recast” to show sexuality as a “positive force for change and development, as a source of pleasure, an embodiment of human rights and an expression of self.”

Oh just eff off you bunch of sniveling closet-molesters. That’s right, I called them a bunch of pedophiles, I don’t give a shit what these cockroaches think anymore. For decades these pustules have had free reign with children and look what we have, drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, abortions and all sorts of depravity. No matter how much we tell these pustules to leave the children alone, they just keep coming back pushing more and more sex on our children. Quite frankly I’ve have had enough, the time for polite discourse is over, so just eff off you bunch of pedophiles, hands off our children and go fiddle with each other or better still, do us a favor and jump off a cliff.

The report, “Stand and Deliver,” charges that religious groups, specifically Catholics and Muslims, deny their young access to comprehensive sexual programs and education. “Young people’s sexuality is still contentious for many religious institutions. Fundamentalist and other religious groups — the Catholic Church and madrasas (Islamic Schools) for example — have imposed tremendous barriers that prevent young people, particularly, from obtaining information and services related to sex and reproduction.

Oh right, so these pustules are not holding back from islam eh, leave the Conservatives and Catholics aside for now pee pee, you go after them madrasas, go on, tell em’ about the wonders of gay sex and how taking it up the back side is the embodiment of human rights, let’s see just how bwave you vermin really are. Go on pee pee, head to the local mosque, I want to see you stand and deliver.

When the cops cannot help you

News.com.au – GOLD Coast police took up to 3 1/2 hours to respond to a violent domestic dispute in which a woman was brutally bashed in front of her nine-year-old son and ended up on life support. The boy told police his mother resembled “a rag doll” after a sustained attack lasting up to 90 minutes. It was so violent that her blood was found splattered on the ceiling.

This is one of the scenarios that I point to when I argue for we the public to be allowed the right to bear arms. Gun control advocates often say that the public don’t need weapons to protect themselves from evil criminals because all they have to do is call the police and they’ll be there post haste. They never consider that maybe you won’t be able to get to a phone or can’t afford one. Anyway whilst it’s difficult to show that this poor woman would have been able to defend herself with a gun, imagine any scenario where the police cannot get to you in time.

They took more than 3 hours to get to this incident, what if some 200 pound maniac is breaking down your door with the idea that rearranging your teeth and having your spleen for his dinner is the answer to all his woes. Say you can afford a phone and make the call expecting the cops to turn up and they just don’t because they’re busy rescuing some other poor bastard, what are you going to do, to avoid the aforementioned maniac from ’solving’ his problems? If you had a gun, you could just blow his head off as soon as he makes past the door.

Given the above, that the state simply cannot protect you, can anyone seriously give me a legitimate argument for gun control?

The end is nigh

It’s coming folks, the great global burning, the temperatures will soar, the poles will melt, the oceans will swell, the coastal cities filled with liberal morons will be swallowed (Why do I say that like it’s a bad thing. ) up by the oceans. The end, the end I tell you is nigh, the time for talk is over, you must shut up and fall into line you insolent peasants, you must all be taxed to the eye balls. Only then will gaia be pleased, only then will she calm the oceans and let the polar bears live, yes really!

Daily Mail – Snow chaos is set to return to Britain this week as temperatures drop to as low as -6c. Some parts of the country will have up to five inches of snow with ice expected to cause major disruptions on the roads. In a fresh blast of wintry weather, eastern parts of the country will be most at risk of snow showers but western parts could have the coldest temperatures because of a lack of cloud cover. The new icy blast comes after Britain’s coldest January in more than 20 years, but it will be nothing like as bad as the ‘Snowmageddon’ that has descended on parts of America, with Washington DC smothered in as much as 32 inches.

Yes really.